sargenut:

cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

bunrobot:

"where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"image

jimmered:

boys are so sensitive……if a guy told me he likes tall girls I wouldn’t get butthurt I would just be like ok I don’t care but when ur like man I love tall boys all these hobbits come out of nowhere to make sure u know how upset they are

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

minusmanhattan:

Roswell, New Mexico by Phil Bergerson.

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